Cracked.com is running a great article that presents several excellent solution for dealing with internet trolls. Just about any forum you've ever been on has them, the list mom, the spelling freak and many others. A highly recommended read.
There's a lot to live up to when you're a MadCow. And even MadCows get sick. Well, the website did anyway. Cowpies is back online and with many many thanks to Frank Truscott from over at the Nucleus CMS Forums. Excellent work!